the riddler diddler pony town
June 25, 2026 at 6:30:20 PM
gay balls my grandpa ballfarted down the stairs and my nana slipped on a banana and then i busted a chicken on his hermitcraft cube我是一个在野外环境中的人质土豆战士"Can I have the fruit pancakes please?"
>"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..."
"Th-this one..." [points to menu]
>"Say it."
"What?"
>"Say. It."
"I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...."
>"Say it like you mean it."
[starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f- fresh n... n fruity...."
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Replied on: July 15, 2026 at 12:58:44 PM
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